Happy Sunday!

Oh say can you see where the weekend went because i can't. Cuss school is tomorrow...i hope this week goes fast because really to be honest i like the weekend. The only school work you have is homework, none of that silly class stuff, but yet again class is back and we must go. It's goin to be a good semester i think. I hope i can ace every class and then go to grad school next year because they think im a freak genius and then when i get to grad school they're like wooo let us pay for you and for loans and just take the degree because you know everything already.... a boy can dream can't he.

Today was a day thats for sure. Not a lot went on and we just got back from mass... two and a half hours ago and tony and i have been working on our surprise rendition of stacy's mom. Recently we've been thinking about life without rob. He's our suite mate if you didn't know he's tall and writes the paper here on campus, but as much as it hurts to say me, rob is leaving us. Aparently our school isn't good enough for him....literally. It doesn't have his major so he's goin next year to the land down under....that's right Madison. I think ill start talking about the things we did special with rob before he leaves us. Later. So new news flash on rob and us slash me from last night. I guess last night sometime in the middle of it all rob got a bloody nose and was trying to get a handle on it. But anypoo i guess at that point i woke up and looked down at him and said " HA HA!" and went back to sleep. I don't remember it at all, but hey i love myself a little more for it.

Pic of the Day:

cheating on an art final

Precious Moment With Rob Today Before He Leaves Us: I cleaned Rob's desk area ...with my tears

Number of Times Zach Zellner Beat Tony And i In A Row In Ping Pong Today: 17

Number of Times The Pro Bowl Has Been Dumb In A Row: How many years has it been around?

Number of Times Father Told A Silly At Mass Today: 1

Number of Times i Wanted To Play At The Rec Today But Zach Opted Out: 1

p.s. "hey you guys awake...yeah, you wanna talk about this stuff...no...tough"

It's College Late

Yeah that's right it's almost one in the morning and we're still awake. How does that taste mom! WOOOO! SO i guess my mom told my sister she thinks i fell off the face of the earth because i haven't talked to her in a week. I guess that's nice to know my mom loves me, but mom im still alive and with gravity still around it will be tough for me to fall off the face of the earth.

Today was a Saturday. We sleep in till eleven and then worked and then played video games and then worked and then ate and then played video games and played basketball and then skyped for a long time. Awesome stuff really. I mostly avoided a dance party in the basement too. My only arrival was to possibly win a cake. I didn't. Cuss.

Anyways so i realized how stupid facebook is today, when well first of all Dr. Phil bashed it on his show and secondly this girl came past the front desk on the phone with her mom or someone and said this "yeah and what is this about, i talk to him everyday in class and we have fun and he still hasn't friended me on facebook, how stupid is that." No but really how stupid is that?

Pic of the :

gotta love foreign exchange students

Number of Stupids Facebook Was Today: 1000000

Number of Threes i Hit At The Gym Today: 97

Number of Free Throws i Made In A Row Today: 11

Number of Free Throws Zach Zellner Has Made In A Row: 127

Number of More Free Throws That Is Than Me: 116

p.s. "Julie are very good in the production of gun, you didn't know that"

A Beautiful World

Just another notch on the ole UWL belt today. Not too much happened just the right amount. It all started with getting to sleep in and wake up to my wonderful suite mates making a ruckus coming back from class wanting me to go to breakfast with them. So i did. I had happy shapes. They are like lucky charms but not. So after that rob and i went off to chem, my only class on fridays. Rob just played on his calculator the entire class because we are learning things that my little sister lizzy knows, which isn't really down grading anything because she was third in the Periodic Table of Elements Competition.

Anypoo after class we went on an adventure over to Festival Foods. The store is like eight miles away and it was negative thirty five, so it would be comparable to crossing the arctic. We loaded up for the winter banking on the fact that it won't end for like two more months. Lots of spaghetti was bought along with six dollar trail mix tony got along with the quote "my mom can pay for this trip." That's right Mrs. Klingert, your son said that right out loud thinking it was an innocent phrase, but really my little ears are always listening.

So after all that jazz we went to our first gymnastics competition to support our friend Jamie. She did the uneven bars and only fell once. But was nothing compared to this girl that vaulted and landed completely on her back. Or this other girl that landed a flip on the floor routine, but then stumbled and continued to stumble backwards for twenty feet before just falling over anyways. It was a good time. We then came back here and played a game that was "cranium on crack." I have never played cranium so i cant really attest, but i forget the name of the game soo that will have to do.

And now i sit here listening to A Beautiful Day by U2 after a nice skype date that included watching Lost with lauren. It was great.

Pic of the Day:

Think of one hundred more and you have rob and tony's groceries

Fruit of the Day: Papaya

Classic Song of the Day: Beethoven's 17th

Thankfulness of the Day: Everything

Number of Times Tony Bought Pokemon Crystal Version For Color Today: 1

Number of Times i Listened to Beautiful Day In The Last Ten Minutes: 3

Number of Times i Had To Go To Class Today: 1

p.s. "She like stood on her head and then fell over in a cool way"

Gotta Get Back Into the Flow

It's been a little busy slash i was watching lost and i forgot to blog a little blog for all of you so i hope that you are not too upset with me. College has been pretty college soo far this semester and really i'm not, as kids these days say, 'digging it.' Although i havn't been thrilled thus far this week, today was a great college day. I had class, but then after doing some homework it turned out to be real nice. Plus i had class with my suite mate rob today. It was fun. Anypoo after all that jazz the evening has been stupendous. It all started with rob and i eating subs, of the meatball sort. Then we came back and i played tiger woods golf and well i would say i did quite well. After all of that we went and played ping pong downstairs with zach, tony , rob, and i. It was throughly enjoyable. And thennnnn after all that classic rock we went over and ate subs again, and after all that bluegrass we (rob, tony, becca, courtney, ian, and jordan) went to the rec center and played basketball. Also rob and tony and the girls were racing. Little leg klingert won pretty easily and he didn't even use his little leg to the full potential...it has rocket boosters.

Pic of the Day:

the fruit bear went extinct in the early 1530's from lack of teeth

Number of Times We Watched Young Frankenstein Tonight: 1

Number of Times i Split My Nail From My Finger Today: 1

Number of Times It Really Hurt: 1

Number of Games They Played At Games Night Tonight: I dunno i didn't go

p.s. "if i was an actual bear, i wouldn't have dead"

Just Another Day At The Job

Well howdy do and whatcha ma-call-it. I'm just sitting here ending my first night shift here at the front desk, a 9:30-12 'er. It's been pretty good. I made a pizza, gave out a bunch packages, and even gave Dan McCarren four large plastic bowls that he checked out at five to midnight. Not a big deal. They ask and i deliver. As long as they give me an ID that is, or in Dan's case a things from his wallet that he uses for collateral. Don't worry he's in the computer system.

Yeah so day two was pretty good here at UWL in the second semester that is. Two days closer to summer vacation. Woo! I've been wondering if anyone is reading this any more. I think joe weiss is because well i told him im back to writing and so well he's just a blog reader thats all.

Pic of the Day:

possible cat shower in the future

Ping Pong: This is being kept track of on a piece of paper i will report occasionally

Number of Times tony Beat Me At Cribbage Today: 1

Number of Times i Beat tony 223-27 at Gin Rummy Today: 1

Number of Story tony Is Telling After Midnight Tonight: 1

Number of Times tony Told Us of His Utopia Tonight: 1

p.s. "as you can tell as in your story with me and the secret cameras and what not"

First Day of the Rest of the Semester

And the answer to your question is yes. Today i was finally able to go to class. I tried to go yesterday but tony told me there wouldn't be anyone there, but i just couldn't wait because i was soo excited to learn, so finally today i was able to soak up wisdom with my mind and put it in my steel trap to Cherish forever.

Yeah we did have class but before that i got to open up my day with an half and a half shift at the front desk for the first time in my career. It wasn't too bad. I just count up our money open up all the cabinets and trade the things in the cupboard for people's ID's. Then i had Chemistry, Theater Appreciation, and microeconomics. The focus of today will be econ.

My teach for econ is an Indian woman from India. Besides econ being a foreign subject to me anyways why do they have to make it a foreign teach. So at this point i double don't understand anything, but luckily rob is in my class so he can teach me. Thank the Lord for smart friends. Maybe someday he'll want to learn to blog or something.

Pic of the Day:

if only life was learning lessons with Franklin

Number of Times i Didn't Understand Words From My Econ Teachers Mouth Today: 123

Number of Times i Went to College Class Today: 3

Number of Times i Watched the Final Episode of Lost Season 2 Today: 1

Number of Times i Skunked My Suite Mate tony in Ping Pong Today: 1

Number of Times My Suite Mate tony Skunked Me in Ping Pong Today: 0

p.s. "each work sheet is points forty"

The Messing Around Ends Tomorrow

Time is running out on the fun part of college. In other words classes start tomorrow. I'm not very excited at all, and i really just wish we could get degrees for sitting around the dorms and shooting the breeze, but we cant. So i will head out on my quest of knowledge tomorrow hoping that i can be excited and open my mind up to new things so that someday i can support myself and my family.

Today today what happened today.... well i'll tell you. I managed to sleep in until 10:30 which is pretty good for me. I thought i should get as much sleep as i can before i start staying up each night to study. After waking up and brushing my teeth with my new scope enhanced toothpaste i played a little tiger woods on the playstation until my suite mate tony returned with his books so we could get brunch and chit chat. Dont worry mom i went to mass last night. After eggs and toast we returned here and sat around watching the colts win and then i played basketball in my new sneakers and then we played ping pong and watched the vikings lose and then i had a meeting for my new job at the desk and filled out paper work so they could pay me money.

Overall it was a good end to the last day of freedom here at college for the next four months. I have the privilege of opening up the desk tomorrow morning and well seeing as we had five minutes of talk through training i should be good to go.... oh well i'll survive. Well i must go to bed dreaming of my wonderous day of learning i shall have tomorrow.

Pic of the Day:

suite mate tony enjoys some stiff noodle casserole from the whitney center

Number of Times Brett Favre Ended His Year Perfectly Again: 1

Number of Hours of Work I have This Week: 8

Number of Dollars That Should Earn Me: 56 ish

Number of Times We Have Class Tomorrow: 3

Number of Times Suite Mate rob Isn't Here Tonight: 1

Number of Times Our Prayers Are With Suite Mate rob And His Family: A Whole Bunch

p.s. "and i wasn't even looking at my phone, it looked like i was, but i wasn't"

I'm Back!

If you were in this room right now i would say "do you hear that?" and you would say "hear what?" and i would say "the familiar sound of blogging that has been absent for the last month."

Wow, break was awesome. I think i can get used to this whole month thing off. I mean really when you don't go to school in January that leaves February which well my birthday is during so that doesn't really count and then i have March but after March is April and it starts to heat up so thats not bad and may is just real short soo i really only have one month of school this semester and that's a good thing. Anypoo i hope everyone had a great break, everyone being my thirteen followers that probably forgot about this already which ultimately makes me the producer writer actor and viewer, but that's ok. Like i was saying this break was great i pretty much spent all my time with this girl i'm head over heals for as we ran about the states of Wisconsin and Michigan, upper and lower. Also i had nose surgery and well it isn't perfect yet my nose is clearly showing strong potential for helping me win the Olympics.

Anypoo you crazy people aren't here to read about my break you want the crazy new college news that has developed in the twelve hours we've been here. Rob and i showed up around noon with my mom and dad and after mom and dad bought me some new college stuff including sneakers. Then after putting lots of stuff in their places i went to mass so i could sleep in tomorrow and mentally prepare for class. When i returned my suite mate tony was here.

We then held suite mate Christmas and i twas quite the riot. Great presents. I think we were all thrilled with what we got and pleased with what we gave. Immediately after we went played ping pong with our four new ping pong paddles and it was awesome, suite mate rob was even with us. We had fun.

Finally this evening after we found out that tony's PS2 wont play dvds we just started playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour. Now tony is playing FIFA 2010 and screaming at the players on his team. First off it's quiet hours, and second off it's a video game they can't hear you and you're the one making mistakes. Oh gosh he just got scored on in the first minute and almost put a hole in the floor with his hand, but quickly recovered with a goal. You stick it to the computer tony, yeah rub it in its face.

Pic of the Day:

Grandma College Welcomed Us Back

Number of Times i Came Back to College Today: 2 actually

Number of Times My Suite Mate tony Is Embarrassing Himself By Yelling At the TV Tonight: 43

Number of Times My Nose Is Bleeding Right Now Because i Attempted To Clean It Out: 1

Number of Remote Control Cars i Got For Christmas: 1

Number of New Facial Tissue Boxes We Have in Our Suite: 6

Number of Times I'll Make My Bed Today: 0

p.s. "oh and that's not a foul"