I'm Home!

Wow i'm finally here back at my house for a whole month. It wasn't easy leaving my suite mates alone to fend for themselves on the campus but i trust that they will make do. It was amazing how much bigger the room felt with all my stuff gone. I hope those two don't get any ideas in the next two days. By the way 'Hi' rob and tony.

Today today what happened today. Well i took my last exam, HPR, and then ate breakfast by myself. My dad showed up an hour later and we headed home. I drove and dealt with his backseat driving because well he's my dad and i know im a great driver so he couldn't shake me. On and then we saw a hit and run. Crazy stuff.

Today was also jessie and anna's (my sisters) birthday. They share. We all went out bowling and it was awesome. Cousin sam even and lauren were there plus dan and rachael are home too. We had a blast. Italian Flag shirts.

Well i think i'll be taking a break for a while. I might stop by every once and a while but i think i might wait until next semester to start it up again. So stop in periodically but starting Jan 25th 2010 i'll be back and all eleven of you devoted readers can still join in the adventures of 119 in the college world.

Pic of the Day:

stupid Yoda thought we couldn't tell he was using the force to knock the pins over

Number of Times i'm Home Now: 1

Number of Times i Threw A Strike Tonight: 11

Number of Times i Was One Strike From A Turkey And Bowled A Nine: 3

p.s. "wait, back that thing up here"

I Did It By Accident

I am now following my own blog. Pretty cool huh, i can read what my creative genius Carol comes up with to entertain all of my 9 readers. Well devoted people, tomorrow is my last day on the island for awhile. I have an HPR exam in the morn and then my beautiful papa will be here to pick me up. The suite mates arn't thrilled but hey, it's my time to shine.

Today i played my first five on five action at the rec center. I dropped a few treys but i just wasn't in my prime. Next semester hopefully. I just need some new shoes.

I dunno what else to say except these stupid extreme quiet hours are really ticking me off. I do my best to stretch the rules to the max without getting in trouble. Life is better that way. Suite mate tony has been watching sponge bob as of late but after finishing some 42 episodes he has moved onto pokemon. Ash is pretty much a really concieted stupid child and just beat Brock only out of luck that Brock's long lost father showed up and told him the way to beat him. Bunch of BC.

Pic of the Day:

maybe rob and tony can get on the same page over the weekend while im away

Number of Times i Get To Go Home Tomorrow: 1

Wow's: Infinite

p.s. "you keep away from the moon stone or else"

One Down Four To Go

Started poorly but i feel it finished strong. This was how my bio exam went today. I just felt stupider with every question for awhile but then i got on a role. The teacher shouldn't put hard questions until the middle on the exam. Unfair. Tomorrow i have music appreciation which im studying for right now and also german. It should hopefully go well. Studying more should help. I just really want it all to be over, and well in a couple days it will be.

Today tony and i went to the penance ceremony at the newman center which was really nice especially in advent and then we studied in the basement for awhile because they are open twenty four seven and provide food and coffee and hot chocolate. They take care of you over there. Also it is extreme quiet hours here today and well im a loud person so it's better if im gone.

Pic of the Day:

been working on my equestrian

Ping Pong: tony and zach played without me

Number of Times This Upset Me: 1

Number of Jobs i Was Hired At Today: 1

Number of Tests i Have At Eight Tomorrow Morning: 1

Number of Times i Have Wondered What i'm Going To Need At Home For The Next Month: 93

Number of Times i Can't Wait For Christmas: Numbers are non applicable

p.s. "it's like bubble gum for your brain"

Exams Start Tomorrow

I gotta get my smart person sleep. I really need to rest up and get some good grades. WOO ! Sorry for the disappointment but i think yesterdays excitement was enough to cover today.

Pic of the Day:

if only i was a zebra

Number of Pizzas We Ate Today: 1

Number of Times i Have A Breath Right Stripe On Today: 1

Number of Skypes With Joe and Han Today: 1

p.s. "be careful with that old person stuff"

Just Dance

I just got in an awesome slugfest in the hall with my suite tony. Rob and i addressed tony's scariness this evening. You see tony approaches you with his arms and hands out like he's going to strangle you. It's just really scary and it causes us to retaliate and well he always says i just want a hug. BC. That's all i have to say. Anyways i hope tony starts to really think about how he approaches me and perhaps he will make it more obvious when he wants a hug and when he's going to attack me. Just thinking of this makes me shutter and now he is staring at me really close with his hands out and i want to cry. "Just don't punch me in the face" is what he just whispered.

I can't talk about that anymore. Today was cold. I like that feeling when all the boogers in your nose freeze instantly but then you get to class you have this cray waterfall of boogers and you can't do anything but sniffle and play that some of the little gnomes in your body will block up the boogers and save you the humiliation.

Tony is about to body slam rob off a chair. It's his little "experiment."

Rob's response.... "i have jackrabbit legs and i can't always control them."

Tony: Every time he moves there will be a consequence

Rob: I may be the timid one but ill beat you

Tony: It's going to be like saw

Rob: You're goin to use a saw?

The attack is on...

Rob: Just let it happen, just let it happen

Tony: He just attacked me like a jack rabbit. He's a rabid dog.

Pic of the Day:

a first cousin of my suite mate rob

Ping Pong: No

Number of Threats tony Has Made Toward rob Tonight: 17

Number of Times tony Has Recommended i Stay Awake Until rob Is Asleep: 1

Number of People Are Probably Concerned About Us In The Suite Now: I think seven people read this now.....

Number of Applications i Have Finished In The Last Week: 2

Number of Interviews i Had Today: 1

Number of Interviews Today That i Felt Pretty Good About And Can Keep My Chin Up Over: 1

p.s. "I guess if i was more like a man and killed bears in my dreams"

Counting Down

Our time as first semester suite mates here at UW Lax is winding down. Sad times? No. I can't wait for home and with every stupid assignment i finish i get one step closer. I got great news today that my exam won't be on tuesday but instead is an online exam. I can live with that.

Today, well i think it was good. I went to german and returned and then to HPR where all we had to do was a teacher evaluation and then went to CST where we just listened to speeches and heard about the new exam time. Yeah that qualifies as a good day. Then after finishing two papers i went to a german movie in the giant auditorium and watched "Goodbye Lenin". It was good.

Also today tony looked up the olympic rules to ping pong so that we could start training. From what i saw we're going to need a lot more practice. 2024 Olympics here we come!

I think i'm going to retire to my bed now and be jealous of Lauren being done with the semester tomorrow.

Pic of the Day:

mehoo...?

Ping Pong: Tony 170 Pete 58

Number of Days Left Here: 5

Number of Interviews i Have For A Job Tomorrow: 1

Number of Jobs i Really Hope i Get: 1

p.s. "some fools is saying Mr. T can't change the world of warcraft"

I Was Tired OK!

I would have written to you all last night, but hey i was tired and my head hurt, a lot. Don't worry mom i didn't take any advil. Anypoo yesterday yesterday the day with no potential. So yeah, after a delicious breakfast tony, rob, and i left lauren to her studies as we took place in snow football game. It was fantastic except for our 0-2 record but ill blame the poor receivers. It was all out tackle football with lines and everything and well i was qb again, but it was not as great as last year. The line well i dont blame them because people were just blitzing from all over and well i scrambled like one of mike vick's dogs but achieved the same results as they did. It was a lot of fun though and except for the frost bite and super sore body today i have no regrets of the loss.

Then at night time after my ankle swelling went down from my frostbite lauren and i went down to the rotatory lights down by the river. It was pretty cool there were tons of light and a live manger scene put of by a church. We also took a carriage ride around the lights with a huge horse. Pretty cool.

So today we went a great mass where we had to sit in back because i guess 11:15 is the popular mass. I wish we had a ten o'clock mass because that's the perfect time for mass i think. Not too early not too late. Anyways after that came back here and watched the packers play a strangely poor game and ate some domino's pizza courtesy of my parent's care package. So anyways we watched as the packers were oddly unproductive on the score board in a productive game. Also Aaron's uncharacteristic play is troubling. After the game and helping david the assistant hall director move toilet paper Lauren headed home. Sad day. But i'm glad she visited it was a great weekend.

Now after six hours of homework i think its almost time for bed after i finish some stuff up. Oh and tony has decided to stop talking to us again. It's crazy how different it is when he is not talking versus not talking on purpose. Creates a strange atmosphere in the room like the everyone that lived along the mason dixon line, except we don't have any slaves in our room. I'm not sure if that sentence was politically correct.

Pic of the Day:

suite mates rob and tony had a dress up day... you can guess who was in the dress (tony).

Ping Pong: Lost in Translation

Number of Horse That Dragged Me Places This Weekend: 1

Number of Times Verizon Wireless Should Maybe Get Some Wires Because They Had A Nationwide Black Out: 1

Number of Times Suite mate tony Said He Wasn't Goin to Talk To Us This Weekend: 3

Number of Times The 49ers Won The Super Bowl in Suite mate Madden: 1

Number of Times i Had To Double Up Blogs This Week: 3?

Number of Times i Didn't Have This Read By tony To Find Mistakes Tonight: 1

p.s. "i just need to cut paper, not people"

Our Almost Surprise Visitor

So my suite mate rob gets a call from lauren the other day, but he missed it so i call her for him, all she said is she had a "calculus problem". Now this may seem plausible but she hasn't asked for calc help in a bout a month and a half now. Next she started asking a lot of questions about when i was going to be places and when i would be back. Now usually we speak in generalizations so this tipped me off and i wasn't surprised when she showed up. Happy would be a better term.

So anyways today, today, what about today. I know you as my vivid...dont care if that fits..... readers just want to hear about my day. You all flock to the blog to catch a glimpse of what my life, the crazy life i live, is like. Well i'm not goin to disappoint. Today was a good day like most others. I started my day with a wonderful seven forty five cruise around in some inline skates at HPR this morn, and then proceded to attend my small group german class meeting where they still continue to speak in gibberish no matter how much i plead. Can't win 'em all. Afterwards breakfast somewheres i went to Music Appreciation. We had a little tiny professor jazz band play for class and i liked it. That's when the day took a turn i wasn't ready for.

After mild argument about nonsense that really wasn't real suite mate tony declared, "I'm not talking or touching either of you the rest of the day!" Now being quick on my tongue and always in the mood for food i said "i'll bet you three pizza's you can't do it" and well he couldn't. We went lifting and not two minutes into it he had tapped me on the shoulder and talked to me. Oh tony. Anyways we got back and Zach the RA relaid down the rules and well tony did a pretty good job with these. We left him and went Christmas shopping where i learned that fill in the blank as you please. We returned home and by ten thirty tony was begging to have the bet raised. We did. We also now have a pizza party and a personal slave for tomorrow. His suggestions.

Pic of the Day:

if suite mate rob was santa

Number of Times Courtney "Almost" Got Us in a Crash Today: 17

Number of Times tony Couldn't Not Talk to Us Today: Soo many

Number of Scented Puzzles i Finished in Yankee Candle Today: 1

Number of Cars i Failed to Jump Start Today: 1

"So should i just back it in or what"

Midnight Munchies!

Today was a cold day full of snow. I still biked to class and well after my face thawed out it was a pretty good day. I got a 90% on my german test and had my last bio lab ever.....for this semester. I also had to go to bio lecture where i pretty much could have taken the best nap of my life. I didn't, but it would have been good.

Tonight is midnight munchies. It is a festivity that is held every thursday night where there are snacks sold in the front lobby for anyone to buy. Eric, my cube mate and fellow cube rep, and i are in charge tonight. While eric has been playing super loud music from his lap top i have been finishing my new favorite movie for the night, "Drunken Master." It is a Jacky Chan original from well probably the eighties. He even spelled his name with a 'y' instead of 'ie'. Pretty awesome movie though, you could hulu it.

Also tonight i felt very very special because my great friend joe weiss called me up to ask if he could write about failing his snowday also. I know i didn't really invent it and well joe knows that too, but it felt very special to have him call me up and ask to borrow my words. It was a happy day.

Pic of the Day:

Yeah we sell puppy chow here

Ping Pong: Tony 167 Pete 56

Number of Puppy Chow We Sold Tonight: 34

Number of Times Jacky Chan Was Struck With A Death Blow But Still Survived: 24

Number of Times David Our Assistant Hall Director Was Hugged Upon Entering The Dorm Tonight: 3

p.s. "Where's your hat young lady, your ears are red"

A College Snowday!!!

"They don't have snowdays in college," is what they said. The teachers, the staff, the students, Josh DeMorett, they all feel stupid now. There is only one problem. I failed the snowday. The only task of a snowday is to play in the snow and well i didn't. Son of the a gun, Lauren told me all day,"you gotta play in the snow" but i didn't.

Oh by the way Al Gore wouldn't let me long in yesterday again and so it was lost from history and is now a day that never happened.

But really nothing happened that i can remember. But today, oh wow, besides failing my snowday, so much happened. First off the only really important thing and the only i'll even be telling you about today is the fact that we rearranged the room. It's pretty much awesome and resembles a cave somewhat if you use a little imagination. We turn a loft sideways so you have to duck to enter the room and rob's new lowered bed in between the desks has created an awesome little hiding safety phone booth for me under my desk. Plus i get to sit on a squishy bed instead of a hard desk chair. You'll have to just come visit if you really wanna see what the room looks like.

Pic of the Day:

me and the suites hangin with our new beards and lamp

Number of Heads Hit on the Lofted Cave Entrance Today: 7

Number of Times UWGB Men Beat the Badgers Tonight: 1

Number of Jobs i Have Applied For Next Semester: 1

p.s. "what happens when they run out of arrows"

One Day Closer

I really was upset yesterday when tried to sign in to divulge my deepest secrets to the world and the stupid internet that stupid Al Gore invented wouldn't let me. You see sometimes here at UWL the internet gets lazy and doesn't want to do things including loading audio files for my German homework, but don't worry mom i did it this morning. I was just really frustrated and well now i can't remember any of my secrets to tell you.... oh well. Here's one i don't like goat cheese.

I don't remember what happened yesterday, no not because i was drinking but because well i don't remember. Let me consult with my suite mate rob......

Mmm this is what we've got. I went to church in the morning because there was no Packer game. I returned home to find my suite mate Anth already back from Klingert Christmas. Bonus:He's healthy again. So i just watched some football and attempted to do homework until i realized it wasn't goin to happen, so i went to the basement and caught the rest of the Bucks game with my cube mates and then continued to work on homework in isolation. Better results. That evening nothing much happened until i fell asleep.

Perfect connection into day. I woke up full of energy, false. I didn't want to wake up, but i did and went to German where i think i got all the questions on the listening part of our exam. Tomorrow is the real test. I can't continue with this nonsense. The Packers are attempting to throw another game and well after Donald threw the ball off his knee to the Ravens... I can't believe this. I'm real angry right now. And will someone please castrate Tramon Williams.

Pic of the Day:

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Ping Pong: Where Have All the Ping Pong Matches Gone???

post. script. Zach won nine games in a row yesterday...none today

Number of Times Al Gore's Stupid Internet Wouldn't Let Me Copy Paul Beisser's Picture Here Today: 7

Number if Times My Suite Mate Tony Previewed the Blog Tonight to Minimize My Grammar Mistakes: 1

Number of People That Perhaps Will Miss the Humorous Mistakes: 3

Number of People That Probably Felt Cool Because They Thought They Were My Best Friend Because They Could Decipher My Writing and Now Hate Tony Because He Ruined That For Them: 3

Number of Times My RA Just Went To Attempt To Find This Here Blog:1

Number of Times i Hope He Is Disappointed With What He Finds: 7645

Number of Packers I Want To Hurt Right Now: 53

p.s. "tony are you a pot head, then why do you own this rug"

Ah Cuss

I didn't write yesterday did i. It was too late to write anything and while the day.... no it was a day worth writing about, but let me think as to what happened first.............

Yesterday i joined the ranks of some of the great men of all time, the men that tried too hard, the men that didn't let women or children stand in the way, the men that weren't afraid to break out in full sweat, the Harrison Barton's and the Jordan Heorning's of the world, the GYM CLASS HEROES. The sport was speed ball. The hero was me. I must have scored an infinity of goals and pretty much carried my team on my shoulders to two straight victories. Just another walk in the Mitchell Hall that's all.

Tony left yesterday for Klingert Christmas, and i although attempted to sneak into the back of the car it was pretty obvious i was not welcome. It was just the aura coming out of the car or maybe that was the exhaust, but either way i decided to stay. To mourn the loss of one of our suite mates rob and i devoted this weekend to nothing. I watched four movies last night while typing a concert review and only left to buy junk food at the Sub shop.

Today the Hutch Hall leadership council took place. It was good. I learned the three C's of leadership and some secrets and how to judge people. Well at least it was something like that. I had a real good time and a little Mouse and Maurine, napoleon ice cream. Tonight i attempted homework and we're watching 'White Christmas' right now.

Pic of the Day:

in honor of tony

Ping Pong: We're lost without you

Number of Movies i've Watched This Weekend: 5

Number of Places i Went Besides Whitney and Hutch This Weekend: 0

Number of Times i Regret Not Doing More: 0

p.s. "she wears the dress and i stay home"

J-j-j-jenny and the Bets

Today was a day for the history books. Suite 119 engaged in its first fight. Crazy stuff. No, there was no blood, no guts, or animal traps, it was a verbal fight. Apparently suite mate rob was not very happy about his Kleenex being gone, and while i tried to point out how my box of tissues was also empty tony was quick to add that his box disappeared before the first month of school was over. The fight must have last a good three minutes. I wept a little afterwards but after a group cuddle we were all better.

It snowed today! I'm not sure if the exclamation point is necessary, but i suppose it was exciting so to celebrate we are having a suite mate Elf party. We've started cooking the hot chocolate and were about the start the movie so shhh.

Pic of the Day:

yay for spontaneous out breaks of Arthur theme song

Number of Times rob Changed While the Door Was Open: 1

Number of Times Our Door Was Closed Because We Were Loud Tonight: 1

Number of Seasons in a Row We've Lost in the Playoffs: 2

p.s. "these have little marshmallow"

Repeats Already?

My suite mate tony just informed me that the pic of yesterday was a repeat. Wow how bad am i that out of all the trillions of pictures in the world i choice the same one twice in seventy six entries. Oh man is that embarrassing. But who else would notice besides tony.

Today i was complaining about something in German class and Dan, who used to be Jesus but has recently shortened his hair to a point where he's either a really hip Jesus or not Jesus, made a very eye opening point. He said to me, "image how much worse it would be if you didn't have legs, you'd be like crap i failed this and i don't have any legs." I found this very inspiring and i hope you use it the rest of my life and i encourage you to follow his teaching also.

This Monday marked the end of the summer camp feel. Perhaps i already addressed this at some point but truly the return after thanksgiving really took all the fun out of it and the summer camp feel is gone. But hey, i never went to summer camp so who really cares. Well not me for one.

Pic of the Day:

suite mate rob's beard has spread since starting college

Ping Pong: took Zach to the ninth game but lost. tony is still sick

Number of Times The Suite Mates And i Received Stockings From Mrs. Metzler Today: 1

Number of Grams of Sugar in the Giant Candy Cane in the Stocking: 140

Number of Times It Was Declared Precious That We Hung Our Stockings Up in the Suite: 4

Number of Times My Keys Fell Out the Back of My Cubbie at the Gym Today: 1

Number of Times My Suite Mate rob and i Watched the Badgers Beat Duke While Riding Stationary Bikes After Finding My Lost Keys Behind the Cubbies Today: 1

p.s. "i've got a quote that you should use"

Major Buzz Kill

So waking up today, actually not that bad not going to lie. Walking into german with my fly open another story. Luckily i don't think anyone noticed, but it took me a good fifteen minutes to slowly close the chamber doors without anyone hearing the clanging of pure embarrassment as the two iron halves of our gates meet each other. I dunno who ever thought of the good ole barn door. They were either a genius or really lazy, but no matter what i'm thankful.

So the term is winding down and it's crunch time. I made good headway on finishing up some busy work and hopefully by the end of this weekend i'll be ready to start studying for finals. WHAT!?! Well that should really be in quotations because well that's what just ran through my father's head. This child of his who only studied for two test more than a day before them in his whole school career is going to study a week ahead of time. It's a college thing.

Pic of the Day:

goats in a tree, it's funny

Ping Pong: Tony 159 Pete 51

Number of Seinfeld Reunions We Watched Today: 1

Number of Times i Re-Wrote My Calendar Today: 1

Number of Times i Got My Classes For Next Semester Today: 2

p.s. "him and Brett Favre should make babies"

Hmmmm....

Yeah, the final verdict is in. The feeling of summer camp is officially gone. I just feel like that going home for thanksgiving ruined all happy feelings here at school. Everything has lost it's excitement. I dunno what it is, but i wanna go home and do nothing. Not even nothing, i just don't wanna be here learning. I think they need to further research tryptophan. It might have strong effects than sleepiness. It's a fun stealer.

Tony is sick. I think he has what i had earlier this year, and i hope i don't get sick before my nose job, but i'd rather just have him feel better.

Pic of the Day:

he has a strange smurf flu

Ping Pong: Tony was soo sick he didn't want to play

Number of Times Doing College Things Weren't As Fun As Before Today: 17

Number of Episode of Seinfeld We Watched Today: 12

p.s. "it was a female cop, i used my charm"

Here We Are Again

You know there's soo much more to do when there is more than one room to your house. I definitely didn't want to come back after break. Not that i don't like college and all the college stuff, but home is much better. I don't wanna go to class. I don't wanna walk in the cold to get food. I don't wanna shower with other men in a shower that's too short and is painful to stand under. But on the bright side i will get a bed. Thanks family for letting me create a blanket bed on the floor in the living last night. It was a great welcome back!

Great weekend in sports. Packers kick butt. Former Packers ahem...Brett...throw for almost a career record, and people such as Vince Young finally catch the break they need and throw for nearly four hundred yards. It's seven thirty, i don't have anything to do. I'll watch Sunday night football.

Pic of the Day:

me looking for my bed last night

Number of Times i'm Too Lazy To Write Anymore: 1

p.s. "it is tough, it is rough, it is take to prisoners time"

It's Been Thanksgiving

Soo much food enter my stomach Thanksgiving day, and yes if you were interested it has left also. I had the privilage of eating dinner with my family and then rushing over to lauren's house to fill any empty spots. That evening we played a game called BLURT! To sum it up it's pretty much the reading of definitions and then the other players shout out....excuse me blurt out what they think the word is. It was pretty much fun. I'm not sure if the Kurkowski's appreciated my blurting but they were laughing and i was too, so it's ok. Right?

I've spent the last two days in the woods. I'm kinda angry because someone gave all of the deer inviability cloaks so grandpa and i didn't see any of them naturally. Stupid Harry Potter. Oh well i soaked up a lot of manmones out in the woods and my mustache has doubled in strength. I will soon be able to complete Abe Lincoln.

Pic of the Day:

who said child actors can't reach great things

Number of Deer i Saw This Weekend: 0

Number of Deer i Would Have Seen if IT Wasn't For Harry Potter: 43

p.s. "we even bounded up a bunch of little fagots"

Flips All Around

Pretty much an eventful day here at UW Lax. Soo much happened. Well first off i went to german class and was assigned the creation of a button that promotes helping the world. Yeah coloring, it's a college thing. Anyways after that i didn't have class till two fifteen. That's a long time so i put it to good use. I laid in bed and watched Super Size Me, the movie where the dude eats nothing but McDonald's for thirty days. I've been craving a double quarter cheese burger ever since.

Soo after working real hard all day i took a shower and headed off to biology where i learned how scientists duplicate DNA super fast. Pretty simple really. Put things in a tube heat the tube, cool the tube, and then heat it and cool it again for about as long as you feel the need. Not too complicated. Anyways after that good stuff i came back here, my suite, and concluded with my suite mate tony that we must play ping pong, but on the way back we ran into a game in the study, Extreme Ninja. Great game. Consists of standing in a circle and trying to smack another persons hand. There are other rules, but that's the gist of it. I'll teach you some time. Anypoo after a little ping pong i met up with rob and we went to a gymnastics open gym.

Imagine an entire gym full of gymnastics supplies. I'm talking everything. Pommel horse to vault it was there to be used at your leisure. It was a blast watching people fling themselves through the air not knowing what they were doing at all, in definite risk of killing themselves. Safe no. Awesome yes.

Pic of the Day:

rob couldn't get a pic with my face in it, oh well

Ping Pong: Tony 157 Pete 50 is it still worth it..........................yes

Number of Flips i Landed Today: 3ish

Number of Flips i Attempted Today: 27

Number of Times i Thought People Were Going To Break Their Necks Today: 8753

p.s. "i just really wanna drop kick someone"

It's A Sleep Over Every Night!

College is great. Every night we get to stay up, eat what we want, watch what we want, and mom never comes in and yells at us. Tonight we're staying up and watching Blazing Saddles my suite mates have not seen it. Wow are they in for a treat.

Today was "The Big Freeze". Everyone that knew about it that was by the clock tower when it chimed noon froze where they were for two minutes. I was tying my shoe so i didn't get to see anyone else, but it was claimed that there were about fifty kids. Success.

Pic of the Day:

how that's a bike

Number of Times Eric Interrupted Our Movie: 1

Number of Times my suite mate tony Almost Wet Himself After the First Scene: 5

p.s. "music major with a page turning emphasis"

One More Day

I've done some careful math and figured it all out. Today is Sunday so it's practically Monday and since it's Monday we don't have to count it. We leave on Wednesday so really there is only Tuesday. All and all i'm gunna be home in a day.

I really wanna go deer hunting real bad. I dunno if it's being around all this college stuff and my man-mones are flowing or what it is but i really just wanna sit out in the woods way too early in the morning with a cold gun in my hands sitting fighting sleep waiting for some animal, hopefully a deer, to come walking along through the woods. Then POW! I wanna just drop that thing in one shot. Not asking for much, maybe just an eight pointer....eighteen inch spread. Nothin much. Then i'd have the privilege of gutting there right in the woods just wondering why i ever thought it was a good idea to shoot this thing, but then weeks later while i ate my venison i'd remember why.

Pic of the Day:

unable to seduce real women Steve took an alternative route

Ping Pong: Tony 154 Pete 50

Number of Times the Packers Won Today: 1

Number of Degrees Our Suite is Right Now: 91

p.s. "side affects may include side aches, flushing, upset stomach, and death"

Oh By The Way

I'm in Eau Claire this weekend and soo much happened. So i arrived yesterday and that was the start. Less than an hour later i was driving four excited women to the shopping mall and then walking around trying to give appropriate responses to the fashion questions i was being asked. Soon after i found myself swinging dancing to live music, and may i say "i was dang good....and Lauren was alright i guess." That was very fun time and my dance skills became much improved over the talent that arrived via genes and HPR from a few weeks ago. Now today was a little lower key but still pretty exciting. Lauren and i play a round of Frisbee golf. You know the college sport invented because college kids don't have money to pay for all that expensive golf stuff. Then after going to mass at the wrong time and eating an extremely long supper to make up for the extra time we had for missing mass which we now have to make up by going in the morning, we headed to the "Fifth Element" concert. This band is an aca pella group from students here and well it was a good show. Need less to say my chair had a little desk top for me to play with.

So with all that excitement built up we decided to lay around and watch movies on tv. Turns out it was a good choice because well i don't really have a good reason, but i'm ready to sleep now and dream of the packers show up for two games in a row. Wow that would be a sight, and i don't want anyone thinking "oh i was with the Packers through the seventies and eighties, and you don't know what that's like at all" crap. I was with the packers through the nineties when we were a teaming team in all but one year. Real teams win games and i'm sorry for all those people who claim we were spoiled but your the ones that need reality check and realize that your team is supposed to win not lose. So until the Packers are alive and in the playoffs ill be disappointed.

Pic of the Day:

I want that

Number of Napkins i Threw Into A Cup Down The Table At Dinner Tonight: 5

Number of People Were Killed by Bob Lee Swagger: Can't Count 'em

Number of Hunger i Have Right Now: 37

p.s. "that's definitely goin to have to go in the blog"

It Was Friday

Well all i have to say is i think i got a hundred on my music appreciation test. I think that's pretty good i'd say. I want to be in the woods though. Hunting that is. It's opening weekend. If someone doesn't bring venison back to the dorms i'll be ticked.

Pic of the Day:

only what six shots off last year, right dad

Number of Times i Want Pizza Right Now: 1

p.s. "then we'll start passing these puppies out"

Run Fat Boy Run

Hey Hey Hey its skinny Pete! How's it going ladies and gentlemen? It rained today. I ate a pop tart, a burger, fries, cappuccino, milk, bread bowl, pizza, and soda today. I feel fat.

Tonight was the start of British Comedy Weekend we watched Run Fat Boy Run and i liked it. I think i did well on my bio test. So that is good. My advisor ok'ed my schedule.

Tomorrow i have a test in music appreciation. That will be interesting. I like the Romantic Period.

Pic of the Day:

he's just doing some college things

Ping Pong: Tony 151 Pete 50

Number of Times Lauren Wouldn't Let Me Write Funny Things About Her Today: 1

Number of Times i Got a Pencil Stuck in the Ceiling Today: 3

p.s. "no it's like the creating of chromatids"

It's Much Too Late

Im very tired and it is the morning if you know what i mean but ill tell you about my day anyways because well, we all know that you are ding to know and you'll probably have a gloomy day or night if you were to load the page and see the same dumb story i wrote yesterday. Anypoo thats why i write, and by the way i just involuntarily released methane into the air and it stinks.

My suite mates are trying to sleep so ill attempt to be quiet. False im typing as loud as i can. Anyways, my day. Well it was a day alright. Time passed things happened and it end about an hour ago, but not really dad i still go to bed at eight thirty every night.... enough jibber jabber. Today was good. I went to class and returned alive. I even got a 96% on a test. That's swinging. Tonight we had something called a fine dine. This involves the men of our cube dressing up fancy and meeting the women of another cube at the "restaurant" in the basement of a hall and enjoy a nice dinner with them. Well i was with tony and we were paired with Amanda and Katelyn. They were nice i guess. Everything went well. We ate salad and then chicken and then brownies with ice cream. About two minutes into dessert a guy from our cube eric left. He's allergic to nuts, and well he said it was just as fun experiencing the courses backwards as forward.

Tony and i attempted to study for our test in bio tomorrow together. I think it went well, but halfway we took a break to lift weights and then decided to try out the ping pong tables in the rec center. I still lost.

Pic of the Day:

thank you bagged lunches

Ping Pong: Tony 149 Pete 48

Number of Times i'm goin to Bed Right Now: 1

Number of Times It Feels Like i have Something In my Eye Again Today: 1

p.s. "i love you more than all the puppies in the world"

I Can't Remember

Oh boy i keep forgetting to write to my millions of fans each night. I think it has been like hmmm two nights or so. Well i could start telling you about yesterday.... but i dont remember it much. Well we arrived home sunday night and so well i woke up monday morning in my bed here in the dorm room. I took a shower that morning, and it definitely helped my day. After biking to class in the crisp november air and listening to german rap with our german student teacher who speaks so fast we all just stare at her and dont answer any of her questions. Its the worst ever. Anypoo after german the day went as planned, nothing too crazy little hpr some communications, not much. Then after a delicious dinner of some noodle mushroom broccoli thingy, i headed back to here where i studied and watched monday night football before going to bed early.

Today, well today was today thats the easiest way to put it. I defeated tony twice in ping pong, but he beat me in wrestling because apparently we're allowed to choke for real. Hmmm tony didn't choose to tell me this while i had him pinned by his head multiple times....noooo he only tells me while he's got his arm around my neck blocking all air to my lungs. I'll get him. Oh and he had a night mare that a ghost possessed him because he wasn't doing well at college. So i guess letting him win at college wrestling is ok.

Pic of the Day:

mmm that's about right

Ping Pong: Tony 142 Pete 46

Number of Times i Have to Go To Hall Council Now: 1

Number of Times i Wished i Was Racing Go-Karts At Lauren's Band Banquet: 1

p.s. "a lot of people talk to people in this hallway so its not weird"

Pretty Much A Day At Home

So well you didn't miss anything from yesterday except that my suite mates crashed on their way home. Not good but they're ok so say prayers of thanks.

Today well today was an above average day. Started off with a romp about the basketball court that concluded in my brother dan and i defending our title by defeating our father and brother john. Like any good match it went into a game five where behind the beard of dan we were prosperous. After that i headed to lauren's were we raked the leaves of their 37 oak trees. Also while there we helped ask hannah to fall fest for joe weiss. It was a good plan and she said yes. No details were released to the press. That evening we went to mass where the priest told us the homily was directed at middle school kids then talked about really scary things like goin to hell and what not. hmmm odd. anypoo afterwards we went to a little kid piano concert because lauren needs to go to them..... erroneous..... i watched the kid in front of me pick his noise and eat the boogers. After that we ate a lot of steak hung out and then came back to my house where the party was at. Mikey was up joe was over and dan and rachael were down. Awesome.

Pic of the Day:

he's a man

Number of Leaves i Raked Today: 768583287

Number of Boogers That Kid Ate At The Concert: 7

p.s. "riddle me this"

A Season Well Done

Oh what a finish to the turn around season of the San Fransisco 49ers of the suite mate franchise. After a disappointing 8-8 record last season general manager Pete Smith went out and sign nathan vasher and other free agents to spark the team. As hoped the turn out was good and the team went 11-5 topping the Seahawks to top the conference. After a drastic 17-10 loss to the Redskins in the second round of the playoffs the team when into rebuilding mode again. A huge trade was signed to bring in Eli Manning from New York to replace the retiring Trent Dilfer and cover up the ever so disappointing Alex Smith.

Our hopes for this season are high and we can all smell the playoffs, but we're hungry for the super bowl. Let's just hope Eli makes the manager look good, and Brian Westbrook delivers like he did last year with nearly 1300 yards and 19 touchdowns.

Pic of the Day:

he may not have a body, but we just hope he can throw

Number of Cube Programs Today: 1

Number of Cube Programs With Pizza Today: 1

Number of Awesome Cube Programs Today: 1

p.s. "its like a battle field and the ball is a grenade"

I Speeched the Spoke Out of It

Yeah that's right the speech went well, and well im just hoping the grade reflects my confidence. I enjoyed it, i didn't shake or shutter or whimper or stutter one bit. I gathered up the attentions of everyone in the room and stuck them in a cage until the speech was over. The audience was captivated, everyone wanted to pick up an instrument and play right at that moment, because well now that i had persuaded them, they wanted to get music involved in their lives.

Oh boy. oh boy. what a day. what a day. the sun was shining and temperatures were warm. the sun was shining and temperatures were warm. weights were light till i got up to 190...weights were light till i got up to 190... then they were heavy. then they were heavy. i need to study. i need to study. then sleep. then sleep.

Die Medien haben einen negativen Einfluss auf mich. Sie lehren mich, dass Sex, Drogen, und Rock 'n Roll richtig sind. Man sieht in der USA viel fern, aber ich sehe nur Packers fern. Wenn man nicht so viel Fernsehen wollte, konnte man fahren. Fernsehen verottet dein Gehirn.

Pic of the Day:

need a little german with that blog

Number of Times a Lady Said Secretion in Class Today: 27

Number of Times i Gagged Each Time: 27

Number of Times That Sentence Was Worded Stupid: 1

p.s. "im never ever ever using hit stick again"

Packing On To Her Best Cousin Status

Second tax payers dinner with Cassie is in the bag, and if they keep getting better exponentially as they are now things are goin to get out of control. Tonight we went to Buzzard Billy's, a weird name i know, but it was good. They mostly have Cajun food, with a large variety including alligators, which we ate and enjoyed. It tasted like chicken and frog legs and other things. I liked it, can't speak for Cassie but i will, and she liked too. I ordered a shrimp creole it was awesome, spicy, delicious, and awesome. Cassie had something else. We couldn't pronounce one of the words but there was chicken in it i'm pretty sure. Well we enjoyed dinner and just chatted up a storm. Good Times.

Pic of the Day:

i ate you

Number of Times i Had an Awesome Dinner Tonight: 1

Number of Times We Got An Unexpected Visitor Tonight: 1

Number of Times tony Played Ping Pong Without Me Tonight: 1

Number of Speeches i Wrote For Real Tonight: 1

p.s. "its a pressure cooker here"

Is Tony My Father?

The question is now in the air, is tony my father? Remember when you wrestled your father and he gave you the beard scratch. While tony just did that to me. It was weird and i had a flash to when i was a child. I wanna go home.

So today i took my fitness test. You have to pass it in order to get into the fitness program and i did so i got the first step down. It was pretty fun. First i had to get a VO2 max so i ran with the goofy head gear elephant track air sucker thingy until i was really tired then the guy said good job. Next, i had the sit and reach test and push ups and sit ups. After all that jazz i jumped in the pool for a body fat percentage test. It was all very fun and i wish i got to do it every week. I'm in the 97% of VO2 maxes and my lungs can hold 58 liters of air... i think that's what he said. Over all 85% of men in the world are less fit than i am and i could have done better.

Pic of the Day:

who put them up there

Number of Speeches i Almost Wrote Today: 1

Number of Lizards Bear Grylls Ate Today: 1

Number of Times tony Acted Like My Parent Today: 7

p.s. "how funny will it be when i go over and punch them all in the face"

The End of Something Great

Well the boys are gone, but the memories will last forever. Ha what a cheezy line, but hey who cares. We had a very enjoyable weekend here in the Big LA.....x, and i think the kids will want to come back. We tried to not let the Packers loss ruin our weekend, but in a strange way it always does, but to counter it i got a great parking spot on the street. I'm not excited for school this week because i have to give a speech on wednesday, so these next nights ill be preparing and putting everything together in hopes that i can wow the crowds and convince them to adopt more music into their lives because it will better you in all the phases of your life.

Pic of the Day:

one of these came through our room this weekend, but i cleaned up

Number of Times i Yelled At Aaron Rodgers Today: 43

Number of Days Until i Get To Go Home: 4

p.s. "if we're not here on monday, we're dead"

Holy Day of Activities!

Oh man we did soo much today. I'm pooped my arm hurts and well i wanna go to bed. Was immer it was a good day. So it all started out with sleeping till eleven thirty and going over to get breakfest at whitney. Joe ate pizza. Then we toured around campus and it was pretty good. Every time i give a tour campus gets smaller. But after that we chilled until goin over to the football field for powder puff football. We pretty much just went to mess around on the new turf field. And so we did and we stayed under the lights for two hours and it was awesome. My arm started hurting at that point. After we headed to taco bell to get some tacos. Great choice. Next up we went with zach and opal over to the rec and played basketball for two hours and during that time joe and i pretty much showed them whats up with our improv plays and unique in sync ability to score. But well playing i hurt my hand on zach's leg ripping my fore arm and making pain happen all the time. After losing we headed back here and played ping pong until this point here. That would be one thirty. Wow soo much college in one day.

Pic of the Day:

i want that

Ping Pong: Tony 138 Pete 44

Number of Sports We Played Today: 3

Number of Hurt Arms i Have: 1

p.s. "its like a gun, when you pick it up it's always heavier than you expect"

The Boys Are Back In Town

Sooo, let's give tony a round of applause for last nights entry. I know it was long but hey if you stuck through it, it was very entertaining. So anypoo my little brother john and best bud joe are here for the weekend and im just tryin to show them everything college i know. So for this is a list of the college things we've done:

buffet dinner

climb the bluff

play ping pong

eat frozen pizza

stay up late

and just being collegie

I think were off to a great start. I think the best part of the weekend soo far was climbing the bluff, because we accidentally climbed hte wrong bluff and it was super winding and scary, but while typing this i remember the very funny thing that happened tonight that was funnier than that. So we were hanging out in kristine's room the ra in the cube next to us and we were just introducing john and joe and telling some quick stories when we learned that kristine's room mate was driving to milwaukee that night and it was already about ten o'clock. So joe not thinking goes wow thats not good you'll probably die. Well that just sort of was out of bounds and we scolded him and she told us she wasn't alone so it was gunna be ok. So Jamie leaves on her journey home and then about half and hour later kristine comes in and says joe you jinxed jamie, and at first we thought she was dead but then we learn the tire on there car had come off and the pulled over to watch the sight of their tire roll infront of the car into the ditch. All in all we ended up picking them up from the tow truck place and learned that jamie's boyfriend rob went to school with joe's cousins and also knows dave archibald.

Pic of the Day:

ready to kill those veggie cats

Number of Boxers Joe Lost Today: 1

Number of Times We Ordered Pizza At Two in the Morning: 1

p.s. "at least you weren't wearing silky cupcakes"

Strip Pong Anyone?

Hey this is pete but i have a special guest writer tonight, and yes you guessed it it's my suite mate tony. I hope he does alright and enjoy the stories.

HEY FOLKS! It's me "Anth" as Peter tends to call me (and it makes me chuckle). "Anypoo" Wow do i have some stories for you guys tonight! First off, as Pete promised, my cell phone story. SO, i lost my phone charger somewhere in between Madtown and our new home (LaX). My presumption is that it is at the Kwik Trip we stopped at on the way to Madison. It was on my lap the whole ride and when I got out of the car it might have fallen to it's grave in the Kwik Trip parking lot. I'm not sure though. BUT i did utilize my Kwik Trip gift card's thanks to the generosity of my dear Mother. "Anypoo" my phone died on the way home so I was without a phone until i could find somebody with the same charger. As the week went on I tried to find a charger similar to mine, utter failure to say the least. But then miraculously at breakfast one morning after a math quiz I sat next to Mary. Prior to contrary belief it was not Jesus' Mom gifting me with this charger. It was Mary, one of our friend's friends (did you understand that?). "Anypoo" Mary blessed me with this wonderful charger and my phone was revitalized. I promised her that I'd bring her phone back immediately after it was done charging. So as soon as it got done charging I brought it to where I thought she lived. I knocked on the door and casually waltzed right in saying, "I have your phone char...." and alas two unfamiliar female faces look up from their textbooks. Taken back by the whole situation I began to stutter and apologize for barging in on them, luckily they forgave me. I thought to myself, Mary must live in the room next to this one, SO I strut on over to the next room. The door is closed so I knock and I hear a friendly voice say, "Come in!" Confident I'll see Mary's smiling face I open the door but immediately find out that once again I have barged in on someone I don't know. I declared in a raised voice, "this isn't the right room!" I shut the door, realizing I never apologized to that girl. I was so embarrassed that I crawled back to my room in a state of overwhelming melancholy. Luckily Pete was there to console my failure. Later that evening Mary walked through our study and I gave her the phone charger (weak ending, I know, but that's all I got).

STORY NUMBER TWO!!

OK get this everyone. Today Pete and I are playing ping pong like any other day, but today we were in a huge predicament. After a few games Pete says, "You know, these jeans I'm wearing are really constricting and it's hard for me to move in them. I just wanna take 'em off." I responded, "You know these sweatpants are really hot and I wanna take 'em off too." After careful deliberation we come to the conclusion that since we have the only key we can just shut the door and the blinds to the windows and we're home free. So I shut the door (Pete's ahead of the game, his pants are off already), and as I'm about to drop my trousers I hear A KEY IN THE DOOR! SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO GET IN! This had never happened to us before so we really had no idea what to do. I look over at Pete as the door opens, he's got his pants in one hand and his paddle in the other, and then I return my attention to the opening door (I had my pants pulled up at this point). We see this pudgy little face peek into the room, it's an older woman, a janitor. Pete is now covering the lower half of his body with the paddle. The woman looks at us and she goes, "It's good to see somebody is having fun in here! Usually nobody is ever in here!" I'm trying to hold back the laughter that is maliciously battling its way out of my lungs, and after the lady leaves I take one look at Pete and BOOM! I hit the floor like a rock and the laughter exploded out of me! I couldn't hold it back, then Pete hit the floor and we laughed harder than anybody in the history of forever has laughed!!! I cried so hard it wasn't even funny! OH MAN it was classic and this story will be told for generations to come!

"Anypoo" I'd like to thank Pete for this opportunity to be a guest writer in his blog, THANKS SUITE MATE! Also I wanna give a shout out to my homegirl Jana whom we met on our first day here and now she's our friend. Cool beans. Hope you all enjoyed my guest appearance!

Pic of the Day:

just me and the cube mates hangin at the pool

Ping Pong: Tony 138 Pete 43

Number of Times Tony Wrote the Blog Today: 1

Number of Times My Brother and Joseph Are Visiting Me Tomorrow: 1

Number of Times Eric Has Made Duck Noises Outside of Our Door This Year: 39

p.s. "gametes are the first explanation to why women are the way they are"