Hmmmm....

Yeah, the final verdict is in. The feeling of summer camp is officially gone. I just feel like that going home for thanksgiving ruined all happy feelings here at school. Everything has lost it's excitement. I dunno what it is, but i wanna go home and do nothing. Not even nothing, i just don't wanna be here learning. I think they need to further research tryptophan. It might have strong effects than sleepiness. It's a fun stealer.

Tony is sick. I think he has what i had earlier this year, and i hope i don't get sick before my nose job, but i'd rather just have him feel better.

Pic of the Day:

he has a strange smurf flu

Ping Pong: Tony was soo sick he didn't want to play

Number of Times Doing College Things Weren't As Fun As Before Today: 17

Number of Episode of Seinfeld We Watched Today: 12

p.s. "it was a female cop, i used my charm"

Here We Are Again

You know there's soo much more to do when there is more than one room to your house. I definitely didn't want to come back after break. Not that i don't like college and all the college stuff, but home is much better. I don't wanna go to class. I don't wanna walk in the cold to get food. I don't wanna shower with other men in a shower that's too short and is painful to stand under. But on the bright side i will get a bed. Thanks family for letting me create a blanket bed on the floor in the living last night. It was a great welcome back!

Great weekend in sports. Packers kick butt. Former Packers ahem...Brett...throw for almost a career record, and people such as Vince Young finally catch the break they need and throw for nearly four hundred yards. It's seven thirty, i don't have anything to do. I'll watch Sunday night football.

Pic of the Day:

me looking for my bed last night

Number of Times i'm Too Lazy To Write Anymore: 1

p.s. "it is tough, it is rough, it is take to prisoners time"

It's Been Thanksgiving

Soo much food enter my stomach Thanksgiving day, and yes if you were interested it has left also. I had the privilage of eating dinner with my family and then rushing over to lauren's house to fill any empty spots. That evening we played a game called BLURT! To sum it up it's pretty much the reading of definitions and then the other players shout out....excuse me blurt out what they think the word is. It was pretty much fun. I'm not sure if the Kurkowski's appreciated my blurting but they were laughing and i was too, so it's ok. Right?

I've spent the last two days in the woods. I'm kinda angry because someone gave all of the deer inviability cloaks so grandpa and i didn't see any of them naturally. Stupid Harry Potter. Oh well i soaked up a lot of manmones out in the woods and my mustache has doubled in strength. I will soon be able to complete Abe Lincoln.

Pic of the Day:

who said child actors can't reach great things

Number of Deer i Saw This Weekend: 0

Number of Deer i Would Have Seen if IT Wasn't For Harry Potter: 43

p.s. "we even bounded up a bunch of little fagots"

Flips All Around

Pretty much an eventful day here at UW Lax. Soo much happened. Well first off i went to german class and was assigned the creation of a button that promotes helping the world. Yeah coloring, it's a college thing. Anyways after that i didn't have class till two fifteen. That's a long time so i put it to good use. I laid in bed and watched Super Size Me, the movie where the dude eats nothing but McDonald's for thirty days. I've been craving a double quarter cheese burger ever since.

Soo after working real hard all day i took a shower and headed off to biology where i learned how scientists duplicate DNA super fast. Pretty simple really. Put things in a tube heat the tube, cool the tube, and then heat it and cool it again for about as long as you feel the need. Not too complicated. Anyways after that good stuff i came back here, my suite, and concluded with my suite mate tony that we must play ping pong, but on the way back we ran into a game in the study, Extreme Ninja. Great game. Consists of standing in a circle and trying to smack another persons hand. There are other rules, but that's the gist of it. I'll teach you some time. Anypoo after a little ping pong i met up with rob and we went to a gymnastics open gym.

Imagine an entire gym full of gymnastics supplies. I'm talking everything. Pommel horse to vault it was there to be used at your leisure. It was a blast watching people fling themselves through the air not knowing what they were doing at all, in definite risk of killing themselves. Safe no. Awesome yes.

Pic of the Day:

rob couldn't get a pic with my face in it, oh well

Ping Pong: Tony 157 Pete 50 is it still worth it..........................yes

Number of Flips i Landed Today: 3ish

Number of Flips i Attempted Today: 27

Number of Times i Thought People Were Going To Break Their Necks Today: 8753

p.s. "i just really wanna drop kick someone"

It's A Sleep Over Every Night!

College is great. Every night we get to stay up, eat what we want, watch what we want, and mom never comes in and yells at us. Tonight we're staying up and watching Blazing Saddles my suite mates have not seen it. Wow are they in for a treat.

Today was "The Big Freeze". Everyone that knew about it that was by the clock tower when it chimed noon froze where they were for two minutes. I was tying my shoe so i didn't get to see anyone else, but it was claimed that there were about fifty kids. Success.

Pic of the Day:

how that's a bike

Number of Times Eric Interrupted Our Movie: 1

Number of Times my suite mate tony Almost Wet Himself After the First Scene: 5

p.s. "music major with a page turning emphasis"

One More Day

I've done some careful math and figured it all out. Today is Sunday so it's practically Monday and since it's Monday we don't have to count it. We leave on Wednesday so really there is only Tuesday. All and all i'm gunna be home in a day.

I really wanna go deer hunting real bad. I dunno if it's being around all this college stuff and my man-mones are flowing or what it is but i really just wanna sit out in the woods way too early in the morning with a cold gun in my hands sitting fighting sleep waiting for some animal, hopefully a deer, to come walking along through the woods. Then POW! I wanna just drop that thing in one shot. Not asking for much, maybe just an eight pointer....eighteen inch spread. Nothin much. Then i'd have the privilege of gutting there right in the woods just wondering why i ever thought it was a good idea to shoot this thing, but then weeks later while i ate my venison i'd remember why.

Pic of the Day:

unable to seduce real women Steve took an alternative route

Ping Pong: Tony 154 Pete 50

Number of Times the Packers Won Today: 1

Number of Degrees Our Suite is Right Now: 91

p.s. "side affects may include side aches, flushing, upset stomach, and death"

Oh By The Way

I'm in Eau Claire this weekend and soo much happened. So i arrived yesterday and that was the start. Less than an hour later i was driving four excited women to the shopping mall and then walking around trying to give appropriate responses to the fashion questions i was being asked. Soon after i found myself swinging dancing to live music, and may i say "i was dang good....and Lauren was alright i guess." That was very fun time and my dance skills became much improved over the talent that arrived via genes and HPR from a few weeks ago. Now today was a little lower key but still pretty exciting. Lauren and i play a round of Frisbee golf. You know the college sport invented because college kids don't have money to pay for all that expensive golf stuff. Then after going to mass at the wrong time and eating an extremely long supper to make up for the extra time we had for missing mass which we now have to make up by going in the morning, we headed to the "Fifth Element" concert. This band is an aca pella group from students here and well it was a good show. Need less to say my chair had a little desk top for me to play with.

So with all that excitement built up we decided to lay around and watch movies on tv. Turns out it was a good choice because well i don't really have a good reason, but i'm ready to sleep now and dream of the packers show up for two games in a row. Wow that would be a sight, and i don't want anyone thinking "oh i was with the Packers through the seventies and eighties, and you don't know what that's like at all" crap. I was with the packers through the nineties when we were a teaming team in all but one year. Real teams win games and i'm sorry for all those people who claim we were spoiled but your the ones that need reality check and realize that your team is supposed to win not lose. So until the Packers are alive and in the playoffs ill be disappointed.

Pic of the Day:

I want that

Number of Napkins i Threw Into A Cup Down The Table At Dinner Tonight: 5

Number of People Were Killed by Bob Lee Swagger: Can't Count 'em

Number of Hunger i Have Right Now: 37

p.s. "that's definitely goin to have to go in the blog"

It Was Friday

Well all i have to say is i think i got a hundred on my music appreciation test. I think that's pretty good i'd say. I want to be in the woods though. Hunting that is. It's opening weekend. If someone doesn't bring venison back to the dorms i'll be ticked.

Pic of the Day:

only what six shots off last year, right dad

Number of Times i Want Pizza Right Now: 1

p.s. "then we'll start passing these puppies out"

Run Fat Boy Run

Hey Hey Hey its skinny Pete! How's it going ladies and gentlemen? It rained today. I ate a pop tart, a burger, fries, cappuccino, milk, bread bowl, pizza, and soda today. I feel fat.

Tonight was the start of British Comedy Weekend we watched Run Fat Boy Run and i liked it. I think i did well on my bio test. So that is good. My advisor ok'ed my schedule.

Tomorrow i have a test in music appreciation. That will be interesting. I like the Romantic Period.

Pic of the Day:

he's just doing some college things

Ping Pong: Tony 151 Pete 50

Number of Times Lauren Wouldn't Let Me Write Funny Things About Her Today: 1

Number of Times i Got a Pencil Stuck in the Ceiling Today: 3

p.s. "no it's like the creating of chromatids"

It's Much Too Late

Im very tired and it is the morning if you know what i mean but ill tell you about my day anyways because well, we all know that you are ding to know and you'll probably have a gloomy day or night if you were to load the page and see the same dumb story i wrote yesterday. Anypoo thats why i write, and by the way i just involuntarily released methane into the air and it stinks.

My suite mates are trying to sleep so ill attempt to be quiet. False im typing as loud as i can. Anyways, my day. Well it was a day alright. Time passed things happened and it end about an hour ago, but not really dad i still go to bed at eight thirty every night.... enough jibber jabber. Today was good. I went to class and returned alive. I even got a 96% on a test. That's swinging. Tonight we had something called a fine dine. This involves the men of our cube dressing up fancy and meeting the women of another cube at the "restaurant" in the basement of a hall and enjoy a nice dinner with them. Well i was with tony and we were paired with Amanda and Katelyn. They were nice i guess. Everything went well. We ate salad and then chicken and then brownies with ice cream. About two minutes into dessert a guy from our cube eric left. He's allergic to nuts, and well he said it was just as fun experiencing the courses backwards as forward.

Tony and i attempted to study for our test in bio tomorrow together. I think it went well, but halfway we took a break to lift weights and then decided to try out the ping pong tables in the rec center. I still lost.

Pic of the Day:

thank you bagged lunches

Ping Pong: Tony 149 Pete 48

Number of Times i'm goin to Bed Right Now: 1

Number of Times It Feels Like i have Something In my Eye Again Today: 1

p.s. "i love you more than all the puppies in the world"

I Can't Remember

Oh boy i keep forgetting to write to my millions of fans each night. I think it has been like hmmm two nights or so. Well i could start telling you about yesterday.... but i dont remember it much. Well we arrived home sunday night and so well i woke up monday morning in my bed here in the dorm room. I took a shower that morning, and it definitely helped my day. After biking to class in the crisp november air and listening to german rap with our german student teacher who speaks so fast we all just stare at her and dont answer any of her questions. Its the worst ever. Anypoo after german the day went as planned, nothing too crazy little hpr some communications, not much. Then after a delicious dinner of some noodle mushroom broccoli thingy, i headed back to here where i studied and watched monday night football before going to bed early.

Today, well today was today thats the easiest way to put it. I defeated tony twice in ping pong, but he beat me in wrestling because apparently we're allowed to choke for real. Hmmm tony didn't choose to tell me this while i had him pinned by his head multiple times....noooo he only tells me while he's got his arm around my neck blocking all air to my lungs. I'll get him. Oh and he had a night mare that a ghost possessed him because he wasn't doing well at college. So i guess letting him win at college wrestling is ok.

Pic of the Day:

mmm that's about right

Ping Pong: Tony 142 Pete 46

Number of Times i Have to Go To Hall Council Now: 1

Number of Times i Wished i Was Racing Go-Karts At Lauren's Band Banquet: 1

p.s. "a lot of people talk to people in this hallway so its not weird"

Pretty Much A Day At Home

So well you didn't miss anything from yesterday except that my suite mates crashed on their way home. Not good but they're ok so say prayers of thanks.

Today well today was an above average day. Started off with a romp about the basketball court that concluded in my brother dan and i defending our title by defeating our father and brother john. Like any good match it went into a game five where behind the beard of dan we were prosperous. After that i headed to lauren's were we raked the leaves of their 37 oak trees. Also while there we helped ask hannah to fall fest for joe weiss. It was a good plan and she said yes. No details were released to the press. That evening we went to mass where the priest told us the homily was directed at middle school kids then talked about really scary things like goin to hell and what not. hmmm odd. anypoo afterwards we went to a little kid piano concert because lauren needs to go to them..... erroneous..... i watched the kid in front of me pick his noise and eat the boogers. After that we ate a lot of steak hung out and then came back to my house where the party was at. Mikey was up joe was over and dan and rachael were down. Awesome.

Pic of the Day:

he's a man

Number of Leaves i Raked Today: 768583287

Number of Boogers That Kid Ate At The Concert: 7

p.s. "riddle me this"

A Season Well Done

Oh what a finish to the turn around season of the San Fransisco 49ers of the suite mate franchise. After a disappointing 8-8 record last season general manager Pete Smith went out and sign nathan vasher and other free agents to spark the team. As hoped the turn out was good and the team went 11-5 topping the Seahawks to top the conference. After a drastic 17-10 loss to the Redskins in the second round of the playoffs the team when into rebuilding mode again. A huge trade was signed to bring in Eli Manning from New York to replace the retiring Trent Dilfer and cover up the ever so disappointing Alex Smith.

Our hopes for this season are high and we can all smell the playoffs, but we're hungry for the super bowl. Let's just hope Eli makes the manager look good, and Brian Westbrook delivers like he did last year with nearly 1300 yards and 19 touchdowns.

Pic of the Day:

he may not have a body, but we just hope he can throw

Number of Cube Programs Today: 1

Number of Cube Programs With Pizza Today: 1

Number of Awesome Cube Programs Today: 1

p.s. "its like a battle field and the ball is a grenade"

I Speeched the Spoke Out of It

Yeah that's right the speech went well, and well im just hoping the grade reflects my confidence. I enjoyed it, i didn't shake or shutter or whimper or stutter one bit. I gathered up the attentions of everyone in the room and stuck them in a cage until the speech was over. The audience was captivated, everyone wanted to pick up an instrument and play right at that moment, because well now that i had persuaded them, they wanted to get music involved in their lives.

Oh boy. oh boy. what a day. what a day. the sun was shining and temperatures were warm. the sun was shining and temperatures were warm. weights were light till i got up to 190...weights were light till i got up to 190... then they were heavy. then they were heavy. i need to study. i need to study. then sleep. then sleep.

Die Medien haben einen negativen Einfluss auf mich. Sie lehren mich, dass Sex, Drogen, und Rock 'n Roll richtig sind. Man sieht in der USA viel fern, aber ich sehe nur Packers fern. Wenn man nicht so viel Fernsehen wollte, konnte man fahren. Fernsehen verottet dein Gehirn.

Pic of the Day:

need a little german with that blog

Number of Times a Lady Said Secretion in Class Today: 27

Number of Times i Gagged Each Time: 27

Number of Times That Sentence Was Worded Stupid: 1

p.s. "im never ever ever using hit stick again"

Packing On To Her Best Cousin Status

Second tax payers dinner with Cassie is in the bag, and if they keep getting better exponentially as they are now things are goin to get out of control. Tonight we went to Buzzard Billy's, a weird name i know, but it was good. They mostly have Cajun food, with a large variety including alligators, which we ate and enjoyed. It tasted like chicken and frog legs and other things. I liked it, can't speak for Cassie but i will, and she liked too. I ordered a shrimp creole it was awesome, spicy, delicious, and awesome. Cassie had something else. We couldn't pronounce one of the words but there was chicken in it i'm pretty sure. Well we enjoyed dinner and just chatted up a storm. Good Times.

Pic of the Day:

i ate you

Number of Times i Had an Awesome Dinner Tonight: 1

Number of Times We Got An Unexpected Visitor Tonight: 1

Number of Times tony Played Ping Pong Without Me Tonight: 1

Number of Speeches i Wrote For Real Tonight: 1

p.s. "its a pressure cooker here"

Is Tony My Father?

The question is now in the air, is tony my father? Remember when you wrestled your father and he gave you the beard scratch. While tony just did that to me. It was weird and i had a flash to when i was a child. I wanna go home.

So today i took my fitness test. You have to pass it in order to get into the fitness program and i did so i got the first step down. It was pretty fun. First i had to get a VO2 max so i ran with the goofy head gear elephant track air sucker thingy until i was really tired then the guy said good job. Next, i had the sit and reach test and push ups and sit ups. After all that jazz i jumped in the pool for a body fat percentage test. It was all very fun and i wish i got to do it every week. I'm in the 97% of VO2 maxes and my lungs can hold 58 liters of air... i think that's what he said. Over all 85% of men in the world are less fit than i am and i could have done better.

Pic of the Day:

who put them up there

Number of Speeches i Almost Wrote Today: 1

Number of Lizards Bear Grylls Ate Today: 1

Number of Times tony Acted Like My Parent Today: 7

p.s. "how funny will it be when i go over and punch them all in the face"

The End of Something Great

Well the boys are gone, but the memories will last forever. Ha what a cheezy line, but hey who cares. We had a very enjoyable weekend here in the Big LA.....x, and i think the kids will want to come back. We tried to not let the Packers loss ruin our weekend, but in a strange way it always does, but to counter it i got a great parking spot on the street. I'm not excited for school this week because i have to give a speech on wednesday, so these next nights ill be preparing and putting everything together in hopes that i can wow the crowds and convince them to adopt more music into their lives because it will better you in all the phases of your life.

Pic of the Day:

one of these came through our room this weekend, but i cleaned up

Number of Times i Yelled At Aaron Rodgers Today: 43

Number of Days Until i Get To Go Home: 4

p.s. "if we're not here on monday, we're dead"

Holy Day of Activities!

Oh man we did soo much today. I'm pooped my arm hurts and well i wanna go to bed. Was immer it was a good day. So it all started out with sleeping till eleven thirty and going over to get breakfest at whitney. Joe ate pizza. Then we toured around campus and it was pretty good. Every time i give a tour campus gets smaller. But after that we chilled until goin over to the football field for powder puff football. We pretty much just went to mess around on the new turf field. And so we did and we stayed under the lights for two hours and it was awesome. My arm started hurting at that point. After we headed to taco bell to get some tacos. Great choice. Next up we went with zach and opal over to the rec and played basketball for two hours and during that time joe and i pretty much showed them whats up with our improv plays and unique in sync ability to score. But well playing i hurt my hand on zach's leg ripping my fore arm and making pain happen all the time. After losing we headed back here and played ping pong until this point here. That would be one thirty. Wow soo much college in one day.

Pic of the Day:

i want that

Ping Pong: Tony 138 Pete 44

Number of Sports We Played Today: 3

Number of Hurt Arms i Have: 1

p.s. "its like a gun, when you pick it up it's always heavier than you expect"

The Boys Are Back In Town

Sooo, let's give tony a round of applause for last nights entry. I know it was long but hey if you stuck through it, it was very entertaining. So anypoo my little brother john and best bud joe are here for the weekend and im just tryin to show them everything college i know. So for this is a list of the college things we've done:

buffet dinner

climb the bluff

play ping pong

eat frozen pizza

stay up late

and just being collegie

I think were off to a great start. I think the best part of the weekend soo far was climbing the bluff, because we accidentally climbed hte wrong bluff and it was super winding and scary, but while typing this i remember the very funny thing that happened tonight that was funnier than that. So we were hanging out in kristine's room the ra in the cube next to us and we were just introducing john and joe and telling some quick stories when we learned that kristine's room mate was driving to milwaukee that night and it was already about ten o'clock. So joe not thinking goes wow thats not good you'll probably die. Well that just sort of was out of bounds and we scolded him and she told us she wasn't alone so it was gunna be ok. So Jamie leaves on her journey home and then about half and hour later kristine comes in and says joe you jinxed jamie, and at first we thought she was dead but then we learn the tire on there car had come off and the pulled over to watch the sight of their tire roll infront of the car into the ditch. All in all we ended up picking them up from the tow truck place and learned that jamie's boyfriend rob went to school with joe's cousins and also knows dave archibald.

Pic of the Day:

ready to kill those veggie cats

Number of Boxers Joe Lost Today: 1

Number of Times We Ordered Pizza At Two in the Morning: 1

p.s. "at least you weren't wearing silky cupcakes"

Strip Pong Anyone?

Hey this is pete but i have a special guest writer tonight, and yes you guessed it it's my suite mate tony. I hope he does alright and enjoy the stories.

HEY FOLKS! It's me "Anth" as Peter tends to call me (and it makes me chuckle). "Anypoo" Wow do i have some stories for you guys tonight! First off, as Pete promised, my cell phone story. SO, i lost my phone charger somewhere in between Madtown and our new home (LaX). My presumption is that it is at the Kwik Trip we stopped at on the way to Madison. It was on my lap the whole ride and when I got out of the car it might have fallen to it's grave in the Kwik Trip parking lot. I'm not sure though. BUT i did utilize my Kwik Trip gift card's thanks to the generosity of my dear Mother. "Anypoo" my phone died on the way home so I was without a phone until i could find somebody with the same charger. As the week went on I tried to find a charger similar to mine, utter failure to say the least. But then miraculously at breakfast one morning after a math quiz I sat next to Mary. Prior to contrary belief it was not Jesus' Mom gifting me with this charger. It was Mary, one of our friend's friends (did you understand that?). "Anypoo" Mary blessed me with this wonderful charger and my phone was revitalized. I promised her that I'd bring her phone back immediately after it was done charging. So as soon as it got done charging I brought it to where I thought she lived. I knocked on the door and casually waltzed right in saying, "I have your phone char...." and alas two unfamiliar female faces look up from their textbooks. Taken back by the whole situation I began to stutter and apologize for barging in on them, luckily they forgave me. I thought to myself, Mary must live in the room next to this one, SO I strut on over to the next room. The door is closed so I knock and I hear a friendly voice say, "Come in!" Confident I'll see Mary's smiling face I open the door but immediately find out that once again I have barged in on someone I don't know. I declared in a raised voice, "this isn't the right room!" I shut the door, realizing I never apologized to that girl. I was so embarrassed that I crawled back to my room in a state of overwhelming melancholy. Luckily Pete was there to console my failure. Later that evening Mary walked through our study and I gave her the phone charger (weak ending, I know, but that's all I got).

STORY NUMBER TWO!!

OK get this everyone. Today Pete and I are playing ping pong like any other day, but today we were in a huge predicament. After a few games Pete says, "You know, these jeans I'm wearing are really constricting and it's hard for me to move in them. I just wanna take 'em off." I responded, "You know these sweatpants are really hot and I wanna take 'em off too." After careful deliberation we come to the conclusion that since we have the only key we can just shut the door and the blinds to the windows and we're home free. So I shut the door (Pete's ahead of the game, his pants are off already), and as I'm about to drop my trousers I hear A KEY IN THE DOOR! SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO GET IN! This had never happened to us before so we really had no idea what to do. I look over at Pete as the door opens, he's got his pants in one hand and his paddle in the other, and then I return my attention to the opening door (I had my pants pulled up at this point). We see this pudgy little face peek into the room, it's an older woman, a janitor. Pete is now covering the lower half of his body with the paddle. The woman looks at us and she goes, "It's good to see somebody is having fun in here! Usually nobody is ever in here!" I'm trying to hold back the laughter that is maliciously battling its way out of my lungs, and after the lady leaves I take one look at Pete and BOOM! I hit the floor like a rock and the laughter exploded out of me! I couldn't hold it back, then Pete hit the floor and we laughed harder than anybody in the history of forever has laughed!!! I cried so hard it wasn't even funny! OH MAN it was classic and this story will be told for generations to come!

"Anypoo" I'd like to thank Pete for this opportunity to be a guest writer in his blog, THANKS SUITE MATE! Also I wanna give a shout out to my homegirl Jana whom we met on our first day here and now she's our friend. Cool beans. Hope you all enjoyed my guest appearance!

Pic of the Day:

just me and the cube mates hangin at the pool

Ping Pong: Tony 138 Pete 43

Number of Times Tony Wrote the Blog Today: 1

Number of Times My Brother and Joseph Are Visiting Me Tomorrow: 1

Number of Times Eric Has Made Duck Noises Outside of Our Door This Year: 39

p.s. "gametes are the first explanation to why women are the way they are"

Tony's Stories

Today was a day full of my suite mate anth's great stories. I dunno if i have talked about tony at all but i will now. He's a great guy, always willing to join you on adventures or help you out with things. But besides being a great, helpful, good looking individual, tony is a goofball. My suite mate rob can attest to this. Tony always makes us laugh with his ridiculous stories of his days and the things he does that make you shake your head. So i have for you today three stories tony has told today and i think they will be enjoyable.

First off all three of these stories have to do with cell phones. The first one is quiet simple and just a bit silly. Tony received his first cell phone when he was a sophomore in high school. Of course he had the classic brick phone with no minutes and of course no texting. Well one day a kid, wes fierstein, txted him and asked him if he was goin to be at a soccer game. Tony went ahead and texted back "yes". Well when the phone bill came his mother was very upset because this was goin to cost a quarter and that nonsense is unacceptable. Well tony took everything to the next level in the second story. While his family was vacationing in Houston, Texas, tony got into a little tassel with a female acquaintance back home and well after two and half hours on the phone everything was sorted out. Well back in green bay tony was called up from his video games in the basement to find his mother with a sheet covered in highlighter. Tony knew something was wrong because his mother always talks to him in a loving tone but today she was not. Well it turns out that the sheet was the phone bill and the highlighting was everything that tony was going to be paying because while in texas tony was roaming and didn't realize it so his little two and half hour chat ended up costing him over six hundred dollars.... wow!

this is getting real long i think ill tell the last story tomorrow. oh did i mention tony is good at ping pong....

Pic of the Day:

look ma no steroids

Number of Times i Biked Really Fast Today: 2

Number of Times i Ate Fish Today: 1

p.s. "i must admit i'm a 'Buffy' addict"

A Look at the Future

Soo it turns out that i think i may have concerned my father last night by writing about how i fell asleep in class for the first time yesterday, because he immediately asked me how my grades were today. I'm doing well if any of you were concerned. But just to clear things up, i didn't sleep though the whole class, or even miss anything i just dozed in and out a little, less than most people do in any grade around the world, and most definitely less than johnny in bio class.

Anypoo enough is enough. My day was a normal day except i started shopping for my classes for next semester after a small run-through of improve time with josh and eric. It was really exciting searching for classes and looking up how teachers rate among previous students. I had papers all over and asked just about everyone that walked through the study for there input. I think sophomores think they have seen all aspects of life, because they definitely seem to know "everything" about picking classes and figuring out your schedule. Well all i know is they know more than me and i'll take all the help i can get.

Pic of the Day:

i wish there was a home cooked meal here

Ping Pong: my suite mate tony went to bed at eight thirty....

Number of Futures i Started To Plan Out Today: 1

Number of Cube Rep Meetings They Started Early on Me Today: 1

Number of Times i Couldn't Understand Why They Would Do That To Me Today: 1

p.s. "the woman's womb must have been a conservatory"

My Day of Firsts

Oh was today ever a break through in the world of college. I mean thus far a lot of collegie stuff has happened. I have college suite mates, i go to college classes, i eat college food, i go to bed at college bed times, i have a college girlfriend, i lift college weights, the list goes on.... but today i did somethings that i have never done here before. The first new thing today was falling asleep in class. Now i know dad this isn't a good thing, but i think it worked out ok. I just sort of entered a trance where i couldn't tell if i was awake or not but i was still listening and taking notes. After that i went ahead and did another first time thing, i got a bowl of soup at the sub shop. It was chicken dumpling and it was good. The next first time college thing i did was visit a friend at the library coffee shop, and that's not the only thing i did for the first time in the library. Believe it or not, i checked out a book. I know i know crazy who thought id be checking out a book at a library but i did, Pope John Paul II's biography. The final first thing i did today at college was run on the indoor track in the rec center. I had a fun time.

So that was my day of firsts here at college. I hope it seemed just as exciting to you as it seemed to me.

Pic of the Day:

i guess the peel and the fruit aren't friends...

Ping Pong: Tony 131 Pete 43

Number of Times i Did New Things Today: 5

p.s. "when you get down to the skeleton it gets real bony"

What A College Weekend

Oh boy was this weekend so collegie. We all, the suite mates and i, took a trip on down to madison aka 'mad town' aka 'where we were this weekend', this weekend. It was great. As you all read i was at a costume party with non-college people at my college girlfriend, lauren, 's sister. Anypoo my suite mates rob and tony were with college kids all around the college town of madison, and did they ever have fun. We shared a sober five in the car as we swapped stories of the drunks that surrounded us. It was fun.

Any way its not fun being in a tiny bed that i need to turn my face sideways to keep it from hitting the ceiling. I enjoyed the giant comfy bed im not gunna lie, but hey im a college kid and this is what we deal with.

On a final note, brett favre still owns our souls and aaron rodgers manages to lose another game but with perfect stats so he still looks good. Aaron throw a thousand picks, as long as we win we'll be happy.

Pic of the Day:

college burger

Number of Hours i Drove Today: 4.5

Number of Hours i Drove in a Clean Car Today: 4.5

p.s. "i just feel like they can hear me on tv"