Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Just Dance

I just got in an awesome slugfest in the hall with my suite tony. Rob and i addressed tony's scariness this evening. You see tony approaches you with his arms and hands out like he's going to strangle you. It's just really scary and it causes us to retaliate and well he always says i just want a hug. BC. That's all i have to say. Anyways i hope tony starts to really think about how he approaches me and perhaps he will make it more obvious when he wants a hug and when he's going to attack me. Just thinking of this makes me shutter and now he is staring at me really close with his hands out and i want to cry. "Just don't punch me in the face" is what he just whispered.

I can't talk about that anymore. Today was cold. I like that feeling when all the boogers in your nose freeze instantly but then you get to class you have this cray waterfall of boogers and you can't do anything but sniffle and play that some of the little gnomes in your body will block up the boogers and save you the humiliation.

Tony is about to body slam rob off a chair. It's his little "experiment."

Rob's response.... "i have jackrabbit legs and i can't always control them."

Tony: Every time he moves there will be a consequence

Rob: I may be the timid one but ill beat you

Tony: It's going to be like saw

Rob: You're goin to use a saw?

The attack is on...

Rob: Just let it happen, just let it happen

Tony: He just attacked me like a jack rabbit. He's a rabid dog.

Pic of the Day:

a first cousin of my suite mate rob


Ping Pong: No



Number of Threats tony Has Made Toward rob Tonight: 17



Number of Times tony Has Recommended i Stay Awake Until rob Is Asleep: 1



Number of People Are Probably Concerned About Us In The Suite Now: I think seven people read this now.....


Number of Applications i Have Finished In The Last Week: 2



Number of Interviews i Had Today: 1



Number of Interviews Today That i Felt Pretty Good About And Can Keep My Chin Up Over: 1



p.s. "I guess if i was more like a man and killed bears in my dreams"

1 comment:

  1. you're a freak of nature. when do you go home? my roommates adn i are considering making a pilgrimate to LAX to visit Our Lady. Maybe we'll make a stop and visit st. Peter. When are you back there?
    PAX et bonum

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