Haircuts All Around!

I take after my mother, i give hair cuts. Yeah i cut my hair, tony's hair, and rob's hair. Tony's and mine were just buzzes but rob's was a real cut. I think it looks good and he's a good enough friend that he'll lie to me even if it looks bad. So if you're reading this rob, we can buzz it off if you don't like it. Anypoo we had a lot of fun playing barber, and only tony lost an ear so, we came out on top.

Yeah so it's been raining everyday this week, but the thing is i have not seen it actually raining, i just walk outside and it's wet again. It's very odd, and i don't particularly like it. So tonight i went to a speed reading program so i can read real fast. It was a good time, but i noticed it hasn't increased my ability to blog faster soo im beginning to think it was a waste of time, but here are some tips:

Sit up straight

Hold the paper 12-14" away

Eliminate all physical movements especially vocal cords

Look slightly above the line and group words

Read lines in chunks and move your eyes to a rhythm

Don't look back, if you missed something keep goin if it's important it will show up again

Pic of the Day:

not only did i give tony a haircut but plastic surgery too

Precious Moment With Suite Mate Rob Today Before He Leaves Us For Madison: As you all know by now i gave rob a haircut today, but as you don't know i kept all the clippings so i would never forget him.

Number of Times i Have Forgotten To Write Suite Mate in The Section Above And Have Had To Go Back And Rewrite It This Year: 47

Number of Times tony Was Hearing Things This Morning Because i Tickled His Foot Last Night And He Hit His Head On The Ceiling: 5

Number of Times Zach Had To Go To The ER Yesterday: 1

Number of Times i Remembered i Never Blogged Yesterday: 1

Number of Times We Lost In The Playoffs Yesterday: 1

Number of Times That Is Directly Related To The Shaving Of Heads And Joining A Cult: 1

p.s. "bagel, what the other way to say it.... big wheel....big willy?"