Is Tony My Father?

The question is now in the air, is tony my father? Remember when you wrestled your father and he gave you the beard scratch. While tony just did that to me. It was weird and i had a flash to when i was a child. I wanna go home.

So today i took my fitness test. You have to pass it in order to get into the fitness program and i did so i got the first step down. It was pretty fun. First i had to get a VO2 max so i ran with the goofy head gear elephant track air sucker thingy until i was really tired then the guy said good job. Next, i had the sit and reach test and push ups and sit ups. After all that jazz i jumped in the pool for a body fat percentage test. It was all very fun and i wish i got to do it every week. I'm in the 97% of VO2 maxes and my lungs can hold 58 liters of air... i think that's what he said. Over all 85% of men in the world are less fit than i am and i could have done better.

Pic of the Day:

who put them up there

Number of Speeches i Almost Wrote Today: 1

Number of Lizards Bear Grylls Ate Today: 1

Number of Times tony Acted Like My Parent Today: 7

p.s. "how funny will it be when i go over and punch them all in the face"