Hey this is pete but i have a special guest writer tonight, and yes you guessed it it's my suite mate tony. I hope he does alright and enjoy the stories.
HEY FOLKS! It's me "Anth" as Peter tends to call me (and it makes me chuckle). "Anypoo" Wow do i have some stories for you guys tonight! First off, as Pete promised, my cell phone story. SO, i lost my phone charger somewhere in between Madtown and our new home (LaX). My presumption is that it is at the Kwik Trip we stopped at on the way to Madison. It was on my lap the whole ride and when I got out of the car it might have fallen to it's grave in the Kwik Trip parking lot. I'm not sure though. BUT i did utilize my Kwik Trip gift card's thanks to the generosity of my dear Mother. "Anypoo" my phone died on the way home so I was without a phone until i could find somebody with the same charger. As the week went on I tried to find a charger similar to mine, utter failure to say the least. But then miraculously at breakfast one morning after a math quiz I sat next to Mary. Prior to contrary belief it was not Jesus' Mom gifting me with this charger. It was Mary, one of our friend's friends (did you understand that?). "Anypoo" Mary blessed me with this wonderful charger and my phone was revitalized. I promised her that I'd bring her phone back immediately after it was done charging. So as soon as it got done charging I brought it to where I thought she lived. I knocked on the door and casually waltzed right in saying, "I have your phone char...." and alas two unfamiliar female faces look up from their textbooks. Taken back by the whole situation I began to stutter and apologize for barging in on them, luckily they forgave me. I thought to myself, Mary must live in the room next to this one, SO I strut on over to the next room. The door is closed so I knock and I hear a friendly voice say, "Come in!" Confident I'll see Mary's smiling face I open the door but immediately find out that once again I have barged in on someone I don't know. I declared in a raised voice, "this isn't the right room!" I shut the door, realizing I never apologized to that girl. I was so embarrassed that I crawled back to my room in a state of overwhelming melancholy. Luckily Pete was there to console my failure. Later that evening Mary walked through our study and I gave her the phone charger (weak ending, I know, but that's all I got).
STORY NUMBER TWO!!
OK get this everyone. Today Pete and I are playing ping pong like any other day, but today we were in a huge predicament. After a few games Pete says, "You know, these jeans I'm wearing are really constricting and it's hard for me to move in them. I just wanna take 'em off." I responded, "You know these sweatpants are really hot and I wanna take 'em off too." After careful deliberation we come to the conclusion that since we have the only key we can just shut the door and the blinds to the windows and we're home free. So I shut the door (Pete's ahead of the game, his pants are off already), and as I'm about to drop my trousers I hear A KEY IN THE DOOR! SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO GET IN! This had never happened to us before so we really had no idea what to do. I look over at Pete as the door opens, he's got his pants in one hand and his paddle in the other, and then I return my attention to the opening door (I had my pants pulled up at this point). We see this pudgy little face peek into the room, it's an older woman, a janitor. Pete is now covering the lower half of his body with the paddle. The woman looks at us and she goes, "It's good to see somebody is having fun in here! Usually nobody is ever in here!" I'm trying to hold back the laughter that is maliciously battling its way out of my lungs, and after the lady leaves I take one look at Pete and BOOM! I hit the floor like a rock and the laughter exploded out of me! I couldn't hold it back, then Pete hit the floor and we laughed harder than anybody in the history of forever has laughed!!! I cried so hard it wasn't even funny! OH MAN it was classic and this story will be told for generations to come!
"Anypoo" I'd like to thank Pete for this opportunity to be a guest writer in his blog, THANKS SUITE MATE! Also I wanna give a shout out to my homegirl Jana whom we met on our first day here and now she's our friend. Cool beans. Hope you all enjoyed my guest appearance!
Pic of the Day:
just me and the cube mates hangin at the poolPing Pong: Tony 138 Pete 43
Number of Times Tony Wrote the Blog Today: 1
Number of Times My Brother and Joseph Are Visiting Me Tomorrow: 1
Number of Times Eric Has Made Duck Noises Outside of Our Door This Year: 39
p.s. "gametes are the first explanation to why women are the way they are"
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