Today i had a Chili-Cheese Dog

I walked all around Whitney cafeteria looking for food and there was nothing to eat. I mean there was stuff placed about to mimic, act like, and pretend to be food but it was quite clear non of it was real food. One station had a thinly sliced meat, or i think that's what it was, suite mate rob ate it and he's still alive, but this meat was just dark brown and greasy and looked like it had been frozen and fried multiple times. Also the food in the back must have been running low because the casseroles were on the rise. It is common knowledge that as rations lower the small amounts left can be placed into a rice mixture and passed off for food. I however had the privilege of eating a casserole that had an eerie lighter fluid taste. I avoided open flame the rest of the evening. Anypoo after ruling out the strange meat, the hundreds of casseroles, the pizza which is the same everyday, and the tuna salad, i made my way toward the greasy fatty grill line. Tonight's special, Chili-Cheese Dogs.

The man grabbed a well aged bun and a hot dog that clearly had been there for most of my time on this campus and smothered them with liquid cheese and meat sauce. I added onions for flavor. The dog was well the dog wasn't good. In fact it may have been dog i'm not sure, but it wasn't pleasing in anyway. The cheese and sauce went everywhere and after emptying the napkin holder to retain some aspect of dignity i felt sick. I walked out of there with a new found knowledge. Don't eat the chili-cheese dogs. Just don't it's that simple.

Pic of the Day:

yeah that's about right

Madden Score of the Day: Pete 84 Tony 35 and yes i was the lions

Ping Pong: Where did it go?

Number of Newman Dinners i had to Miss for a Cube Meeting Today: 1

p.s. "snorlax can do whatever the heck he wants"